Welcome to my world! Things around here are still a bit, uhh, in progress, but not to worry, posts will be coming out of my ears soon enough; at which point, you’ll undoubtedly be begging for mercy (make it stop! oh gawd, make it stop!). This blog doesn’t serve any real specific purpose, other than disseminating my thoughts and randomness to you hapless persons who happen to be stumbling by. I should warn you that I am an Aquarius, which essentially means that for you anal types -ahem, virgos- who like things nice and orderly, and become completely futless (yes, that’s a word) when a topic like mindblowing sex with my ex-boyfriend eventually segues into a discussion about Hong Kong housekeepers needing a degree to be hired -well, yeah, you might want to think about going elsewhere.

If such a happening doesn’t bother you, then…you must be an Aquarius yourself, or just one of those people who are horrifyingly fascinated and just can’t seem to look away. It’s okay; you won’t hurt my feelings for being one of the latter. I know that feeling well. I get it every time I stare, for any length of time, at my sister’s dog, Mochi. Mochi is, truly, the most unfortunate looking mutt with a head that’s too small, a body that’s too long, and an underbite a bulldog would envy. She’s so fascinatingly ugly that people just can’t seem to look away. We can’t walk down the street without strangers stopping us to ask, “what is that?!” A bunch of Korean monks on their way back to their temple, could only stop and exclaim “Wow, wow!” for about twenty seconds straight -well, it wasn’t actually “wow”, so much as its Asian-fied equivalent, which would read more like a “waaahhh, waaaahhh” than a “wow, wow.” But anyway, I digress. Whenever we take Mochi for a checkup at the vet’s office, the people in the waiting area all stop and stare, unable to figure out if she’s even a dog and not the offspring of some inter-species genetic experiment involving a chinchilla and a pot-bellied pig.

So, yeah. I totally get the fascinated vibe. Aquarians tend to be intriguing to some people and utterly maddening to others. But we can save that for another post. This was just supposed to be my little hidey-ho blog, introducing myself. Instead, I ended up writing about my sister’s dog -not even my dog (she’s the sweetest, chubbiest, yellow lab evarr!), but my sister’s dog. Anyway, there’s just so many different topics and things to blog about…just too much to mention.

If you’ve managed to hang on to your sanity long enough to make it to the end of this crazy post, then you might just understand why my blog is rather appropriately titled…my randomness and propensity to jump from one thing to the next always tends to leave me with too much left to be mentioned. I guess we’ll have to save an actual introduction for another post. *sigh* Until then, my lovelies, peace out!